No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
i wish i could post a picture of his odd shaped penis on facebook and label it "wtf???"
I'm drunk enough to talk Barbara Walters outta her panties
i was the DD for the swedish students tonight. Got paid 23 dollars for driving 10 miles. gotta love ignorance and the confusion conversion brings.
I'm wayyy too drunk to be in a parade right now
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
I don't care if he's straight, his cock will be in my mouth by midnight. Like a closeted Cinderella.
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
Blacked out, Had to be carried out of the bar again by two large black bouncers. Asked them to be my "boo thangz" Again.
I told her I was dressed as a gag reflex judge.....she won, literally hands down.
And I'm bringing my coffee cup of wine.
Bud... Did you mean to tweet a picture of your dick? If not just letting you know.
What do you expect from her? Do you remember that creepy man she dated who saturated a pillowcase in his musky cologne and mailed it to her and she still slept with him.
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
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