Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
Just mixed Baileys and yoohoo. I feel like an alchoholic 2nd grader.
Give me a heads up the next time you BBM me a voicenote of you cumming so I'll make sure not to play it while in the car with my parents. Miss you too.
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
So his "youporn" cam totally caught me stealing quesadilla leftovers.
The kid in the park, who was on a leash I might add, looked at us and yelled "stranger danger" before hiding behind his dad
I just want to fuck you then discuss implications of our existence afterwards. Then Doritos and hot tub.
Has my life seriously led me to day drinking on a Monday the third week of the semester?
It's after 5, it's not day drinking.
I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
I know. I know. He'll be weekday dick.
When I told her I was deaf and took my hearing aids out at night to sleep, she said it must be nice not having to hear drunken roommates having awkward sex late at night.
And our sex soundtracks thus far have been metal and Star Wars
I dont know which is weirder.. the fact that i just watched our mom kick ass at beer pong and ride the pole like a true fire girl or the fact that ive never felt closer to her in my life.
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