stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
You watched "From Justin to Kelly" and sang along to more than half of the songs. I didn't know whether to laugh or to be insanely frightened that you knew almost all the lyrics.
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
please dont let the old guy in the wheelchair see you when you wake up
I demand visitation hours with the duck.
I blacked out after running into my soc TA in the beer garden. came to dancing on the speakers at major lazer and making out with said TA.
I woke up in a poorly constructed blanket fort on a strange office floor covered in rug burns and champagne. How was your night?
Woke up this morning with fake blood all over my bed which is a positive considering last year it was all real blood
I just wanna get drunk and watch Tarzan with you is that to much to ask?!?
I swear I get as excited about the sound of a condom wrapper as my cat gets when she's getting a can of food.
I wonder if Paul and Andy realize how lucky that they are that we're too lazy to start fucking other dudes so we just stick with them
I feel like a weird modern Betty Crocker. I'm icing a cake and looking at gay porn, if that's not an accurate portrayal of the 21st century idk what is.
Something I never want to forget. I'm in a porta potty and she is outside knocking on the door going "You're a queen. You're a queen. Never think any different"
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
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