Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
I just pooped in his toilet and didn't flush...I desperately need to get him past the girls don't poop phase.
Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
Just an fyi, teatherball while wasted might be the hardest sport ever.
Awesome. My fame will spread to DC... As will the herpes.
He looks like Ryan Reynolds from this angle
Since when is drunk an angle?
Im making gravy in a lace bra and jeans. Just call me the southwern wet dream
And I wasn't prepared because its been a very long and lonely season and I wasn't expecting to find dick at Press Box trivia night....
I just did a booty-call caliber shave job in preparation for this weekend. Fuck being ladylike; I'm tryna get LAID-ylike
We knew we were dealing with a pro when some random guy at the bar thew you over his shoulder and you still didn't spill your drink
Strangely enough, that's not the first time that's happened
HE STARTED HUMMING THE THEME TO STAR WARS!! WHILE I'M SUCKING HIS DICK!!
I don't know what's worse the fact that I woke up with a clit piercing or the fact that I didn't pay for it.
Fantasizing about the apocalypse is fun and shit until the conditions that could lead to one suddenly seem feasible
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