grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
You know how you thought that you put on a condom last weel?
yea
turns out that you did...and i just found it.
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
after the first, "yea you like that baby", i quickly remembered why i had stopped having sex with him.
For some reason 'start yourself on fire drunk' isn't nearly as funny after last 4th of july..
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
i think i left a case of beer in your dryer
Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
He corrected my use of grammar... I think we both know that means i have to sleep with him
She was lying on the table chugging back something when the table broke
She kept going
I got really high and googled the history of Amish people for like an hour.
Sorry, fell into some ass. Call you tomorrow.
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
I made soup. Now I'm having post soup making wine. I had pre soup making wine also.
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