Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
she gave me a blowjob during our lunchbreak and expected me not to tell people
Just bought a McDouble with a tightly rolled dollar. The lady just gave me a sad face...
I was desperately holding on to my sandwich while we had sex.
I renamed his cat Jeff last night. Well I spray painted it on him.
I got head this morning from the 31-year-old version of Jenn. It was like a blow job from the future while a simultaneous blast from the past for 10 minutes.
And then my night got REAL pukey
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
My phone just put together a highlight reel of yesterday's dick pic session, set to music and everything
Weirdest drunk sex ever. His sweat dripped into my eyeball and then he looked down and asked me why I was crying. I went with it.
Is it okay to mention my ambition to become a supervillian and kill all humans on a first date, or is that a second date discussion?
I'm glad I didn't see Grandma stumbling drunk and peeing herself...it would be like seeing my future.
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