On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
I'm making a conscious effort to limit my spending at the bars...i wrote "FOR CAB ONLY" on a $20 last night
I truly don't know anything about sober relationships. Normally I would just drunkenly yell "sex?" in a guy's face. What do I do now? Be like, sooo uhhh, wanna do it? Awkward, and even worse, I will remember clearly just how awkward it was.
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
The fairy wings and cowboy hats were not the issue. The bag of cocaine that I held in the air as we drove in the parade might have been.
we have to top last new years. except im not ready for jail. that can wait a couple years
Vodka drinking games. Where you wake up next to a douche lord and see your thong in the blinds.
I just smoked a bowl with the lady who runs the special olympics. Your move.
i woke up with fake boobs glued on my chest and a large black dildo on my hand. then i had to dress myself and walk home. people saw.
So I definitely tried to pay a cab with baseball tickets last night
If it snows I'm making an igloo and getting wasted in it
somehow getting chased by a bulldozer was NOT on my to-do list for today. just saying
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
Get over your kidney infection all ready. You have been sober for too long.
still drunk.please come get me.he kicked me out because i couldn't stop laughing about passing out in the middle of taking his virginity.
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