dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
Bought a water-proof vibrator. Rubber ducky is no longer the one that makes bathtime so much fun.
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
That sad moment when you flush your Molly down the toilet at the airport & watch your vacation slowly end..
Neither of us have work tomorrow and we live w/n walking distance. This is your official Sandy booty call. Come rock me like a hurricane.
You know you're sufficiently drunk when the 411 dude just says, "Fuck it! I'll Google that shit for you, what movie do you want to see?" and proceeds to give you showtimes for 3 different theatres.
The window painters skipped us. They didn't know what to do with the giant SMOKE WEED in the window. So they just skipped it.
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
I'm 25 and I shit my bed last night. And I'm telling you about it. Not sure which is worse
It's always nice when a total stranger hates your ex just as much as you think they should.
Can't decide if it was more awkward buying sheets together or disposing of them afterwards
Just woke up from an extremely erotic dream featuring Steve Buscemi. Now I can't sleep.
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
Randomize
