Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
At a strip club after monster truck rally. You should be here
We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
So my bf wanted to cum on my face and I let him. Afterwards I wiped some off, wiped it across his forehead and said, "The king has returned".
just saw sorostitutes streaking near the university president's house. thank you tequila day
I was THIS CLOSE. But drunk me wanted to play those washboard abs with a spoon, like an actual washboard. Apparently that hurts, so I just squished it out at home alone.
Mid stroke she told me she'd had bigger. Replied I could tell. Sex ended right at that moment.
No no no he wouldn't talk to me before I showed his best friend how good I am at twerking
I think this bruise on my arm is actually an impression of your face
Let me rub your butt and eat French fries from your mouth and dip them in your ketchup filled belly button.
Please tell me that I didn't call you to say I was swimming in outter space
after what u told me last night I think we're past the wtf zone and at this point u should just join me in wondering if my barista lover is a gay porn star
Trouble in the neighborhood - turns out my brother's summer lawn care gig also entailed banging three different MILFs and they just all found out about each other
Gotta pay for college somehow...
What do you do when you legitimately find a hidden sex dungeon in your parents basement next to your bedroom!!?
Randomize
