I just had a 2 1/2 hr conversation about the pros and cons of taping your ballsack to your taint, which then led into the unveilling of lady gaga being a hermaphrodite.
They have edible shot glasses at target.
There really is a God.
My alcohol tolerance is way too high for this paycheck.
im probably shirtless right now with a bottle of jack watching horton hears a who. this is a judgement free zone.
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
Your roommate is pacing with a pen in his mouth flapping like a duck. That brownie got me fucked but not enough to understand this. Come back!
He does that
I thought adderall would sober me up, but it did NOT.
it was like teleporting. everytime i opened my eyes, i was somewhere different... usually the floor.
I'm more of a "get high and take a bath" kinda guy.
My brain and heart say thanks but my vagina isn't super pleased with you right now
I may or may not be sitting in a bubble bath drinking wine, watching Jurassic park, and wearing a Russian fur hat.
They gave my sperm a pep talk after they found out we were trying.to have.a baby.
like sometimes I wish I was allergic to latex so I wouldn't have sex with so many people..
I think I broke my dick but 10/10 would definitely do it again.
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