think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
I wanted to google "huge banana" but I'm pretty sure all I'd get is dick pictures.
I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
I can't believe he let me cut his hair as stoned as I was.. I think I even cut my own hair too
Me and the guy at the liquor store are on a first name basis, college is all about networking.
I vaguely remember stopping for a bag of bugles and some lube and then I woke up this morning with melted chocolate on my hands. I think I love him
Also. When I die, I'm gonna have them put me in the casket naked and then have an open casket funeral. That will be my last chance to make people uncomfortable.
Omg this is like trying to sleep on a pile of ballsacks.
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
Of the two of us, which one has licked a drag queen's tit in the past 5 days?
I think my AA sponsor just booty called me.
I just want to eat my penis shaped food in front of you and see how you feel about it.
I've fucked him twice and literally had no idea that he's missing a thumb
...I watched him run on the beach yesterday and I think I started ovulating
Fuck the library it's too quiet and makes me uneasy. I feel like I'm so isolated I should take off my pants or something
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