I dumped him because he's never seen star wars. I'm certain I did the right thing.
I successfully cooked a taquito with a lighter! My stomach hurts now tho.. im either guna blame it on the undercooked taquito or im feeling guily about porkin my brothers gf a lil bit ago
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
the tile , carpet , walls , cabinets , even the ceiling ... there is Jello everywhere
it was your idea to have indoor Jello wrestling man
Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
Aside from the fact that im drinking wine straight from the bottle to save doing dishes, im also standing in front of the oven to save turning on the heater. its gonna be a rough winter.
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
Just got tinder matched with my COMM TA. Game on.
There's some random guy here dryhumping my kitchen door. If he is a friend of yours, please come and retrieve him.
I was totally pumped and so was my beard
Last time he showed up for Christmas he went on and on about backpacking somewhere and getting ghonnorreah twice.
Just found out a shooting happened in our parking lot while it was closed this morning. So thaaaaaaaaats fun.
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