D3 body, D1 cock
well that was a long night...
dude, you were pretty messed up... what happened?
no idea... but i still woke up with my pirate hat on
I think a homeless person took a bath in my mouth while I was sleeping :(
Hurry up. We're trading phones to prevent drunk texting.
Every time she shows up on my newsfeed, I get the taste of tequila in my mouth.
You expect me to find someone in two days who I feel comfortable enough with to ask them to get drunk and go play in foam with me?
its official: beach shits are the exact same as mountain shits
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
stef broke her leg trying to vault over the coffee table. these olympics drinking games are going to fucking kill us
Just sharpening my eyeliner with a butterfly knife. You know. Typical weekday morning.
Not every day do you see a hooker getting arrested at noon. Just kidding, we live in Reno.
All three of us got laid last night. This is what is commonly referred to as the Trifuckta.
Someone left me hummas on my door step between the hours of 1am-3am
Judging by the ckaw marks on my back i'm gonna go out on a limb and say that blonde chick was a werewolf. A sexy, kinky werewolf.
And that was the night we had mind-blowing sex with the score from Raiders of the Lost Ark blaring on vinyl in the background...
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