in the middle of sex he stopped to tell me that he loved me... then slapped my ass and told me "back to business"... im gonna marry him
What the hell do I have to do to get some foreplay around here? This sucks.
I think you know the answer.
How can I marinade myself in Vodka?
so today I found out that she used to be a he....
are you gonna get a divorce?
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
How's work?
Spinning.
I'm eating dry tortillas on a mattress without a sheet. and i thought my life would change after graduation.
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
I kinda feel like I was hit by a Prius. Just glad it's not bus status.
One does not fall in love, one falls flat on the their face after leaving a bar
Damn you are the highwater mark of the naked women in my life. Like idk what lined up but yeah.
Can't find my wig, my underwear, or my dignity. Halloween 2016
My vape juice got mixed up with the astroglide.
Wow..I bet that tasted bad.
Not tasted.
When he pulled out it sounded like a balloon deflating
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