Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
I vaguely remember you trying to make me a casserole with marshmallows and a can of beer.
I just used my glow stick from the dance to find my way in the bathroom to puke. Who wants me on their corporate team
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
She's an honest to god fucking ballerina. She did things I don't have names for.
He and I are basically the same person, except he has a glorious penis and I have glorious breasts.
Is it a good time to tell him he's getting too clingy if he sent me a picture of my name spelled with Cheerios?
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
I love you too! Remember NO alcohol or weed at my residence because of legal ramifications.
Final Summary: could he eat a lit sparkler? Probably. Could he do it while peeing off the roof? I'll tell you when you get to the ER.
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
Next time you have him paint you an outfit so you can do you walk the street naked TAKE A SHOWER BEFORE YOU GET IN THE BED. MY sheets look like like an acid trip
We damn well better have a snow day tomorrow. We just broke out the rum.
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
The people around me on the bus dont know im wearing glowsticks under my clothes. I feel like a super hero.
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