it doesn't get any better than taco bell and soft core porn
I'll let you put expensive food in me, but really, not much else.
I am going to invent a chocolate mix for sperm.
I just named my vagina "The Boneyard"
More like "Chia Pet"
ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
he's measuring my pool to see how much jello powder he needs. He got paid today.
It's only 10 in the morning...josh is already on the way to the ER for trying to shotgun a beer with a sparklers sticking out of it on fire.
I'd love to sympathize with you but I'm drunk in a mansion
I'm gonna make a therapist very happy and very wealthy this semester.
Best oral ever, hands down so to speak. but I'm starting to want to meet that lesbian truck driver he says he's better than. Just for comparison purposes of course.
Also, if someone could cut me off before im rolling around the yard pantsless with a 40 year old lesbian that would be awesome.
He had a tramp stamp of his own phone number. You can't tell me that isn't smart.
also dude totally apologize for the whole drunken "want something in my mouth" text
So the TSA can feel me inside and out in front of 40 people, but they catch me fucking in the bathroom 20 feet away and all of a sudden their the decency police
I JUST HAD TO SNORT THE REST OF MY BAG OF COKE BECAUSE THE BAG RIPPED IN THE WORK BATHROOM.
I'm guessing you feel amazing due to all the caps?
LETS GET THIS SHIT DONE. IM GONNA GET THIS SHIT DONE, FOREVER.
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