Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
brittany murphy hurts far more than michael jackson, patrick swayze, etc because i never masturbated to any of those other people
She just stuck her hand down the strippers pants. Shit just got real.
Judging by my dry clothes and wet sheets, I think I might have gotten out of bed, pissed ON it, covered it up, and passed out on top of it
Friends bring friends secret work margaritas. my pink water bottle is in the cupboard
OH YEAH AND FORGOT TO THANK YOU FOR THE lack of WARNING THAT HE WASN'T CIRCUMSIZED.
I haven't found him passed out in the living room covered in noodles for a while now so I guess he's getting better with the drinking.
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
Watching this game makes me realize that we have yet to do Skype shots. What kind of long distance alcoholics are we?
Seriously I can't get a booty call for some baked goods.
Do I need to call and sing lullabies? Because that's creepy, but I'm a really good friend.
I've finally given up enough on finals week to wear the same shirt three days in a row, because I didn't take my hoodie off for the first two.
Binging muscle relaxers because when ur 33 you can no longer SHAKE IT LIKE A POLAROID PICTURE for 2hrs w/o consequences. Fuck you, Age.
Let's just wait to see what happens before we start making radical plans and starting fires
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
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