Just sold a bike on craig's list for 4 four lokos and a 40. How bad do you miss college?
They have beer in plastic boots. How am I supposed to resist that?
btw he is cheating on one twin with the other. the main woman in his life has a mullet. I defiantly have either the coolest or weirdest uncle ever
Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
Just saw the guy with the plastic bag on his head riding his bike again...
The police report said that there were 25 cases of bud light, two hookers fighting in the street, 13 cop cars, and two road blocks, a kid got tazered, another got maced, and over a hundred people in the house
So that means its a bad thing that your dad found it huh?
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
I don't know at which point last night turned terribly, terribly wrong, but it was somewhere around Motel 6, specifically the parking lot.
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
I made $80 at the club last night by telling him he was like a wild pony and I just wanted to tame him
Whats your number? 5 or more?
Cinco. It sounds smaller in Spanish.
Cory and I accidentally had a sexual adventure last night.
How do you ACCIDENTALLY have a sexual adventure?
Just made a floating bacon boat for the hot tub. This is what America is all about.
I might as well just sew it shut at this point.
Remember the Giant sandworm from the movie Dune? Well that's about how big his dick is. No bulshit.
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