I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
I swear to God, I saw my life flash between my legs.
Just fucked a hooker at a motel in New Jersey. Two states down, 48 to go.
I felt like a body pillow being humped by a twelve year old.
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
Family of uber douches all wearing ed hardy in a hummer taking up 2 parking spots at starbucks. Please be more cliche
I don't want her to kill herself before she gets over me, getting mentioned in a suicide note isn't very fly.
but it's kind of a high honor.
sorry i couldnt make it to your birthday last night. i admit i chose being a whore over you.
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
It's kind of like, standing in a garage and pretending you're a car. Except you're naked.
DO IT, or I'll send you pictures of my hickey to remind you of your loneliness
telling her she was ovary-acting wasn't the greatest idea. doing it in a text so she could see your spelling was where you really went wrong, though.
He must be a special kind of stupid to cheat on a women who works at a funeral home. Does he not understand you can get rid of dead bodies easier than most Americans?
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