so he came in my eye... should i throw out my contacts?
Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
I'm about to cry with happyness at the beer that will be consumed
There's a litter of kittens in my bathtub and beer cans everywhere. I want my apartment key back.
OK, the bar's closing. Do I go to home to my wife or my girlfriend?
She gave him a lap dance on the glass table. You can guess how that ended
I got shot at today. If that doesn't get me at least a blow job I give up working on the south side
We didn't have sex but he is somehow naked and laying on top of me. his dick is touching my leg and freaking me the fuck out.
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
I'm convinced my penis is the only thing holding this relationship together.
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
Oh yeah. I pretty much fucked the universes brains out lastnight. It was glorious.
Come share oat with me in your robe
You set fire to his cat.
In my defense, I did not think it would be in the trash bag.
I can't go to Fassler and not immediately think about you licking a guys wife's butthole in the family restroom
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