Almost ran you over in the parking lot. You look good
That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
is it cool if i come over and use your computer?
what happened to yours?
i got a little to drunk last night and threw up on it...then i tried to wash it off under the sink.
This isn't the rejection hotline, is it?
Apparently, I woke him up at 4AM, and yelled "you're mad because we don't have sex," while grabbing his dick. Then immediately fell back asleep, dick in hand.
creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
I just remember going to take a piss and looking down on the floor and thinking "that looks comfortable" and then I was out.
I feel that it is my duty to the human race to invent a colon squeegy
that man is just a bundle of powerful magic and poor judgment
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
I need a drink and a shade of lipstick that will put the fear of God in a man's heart.
I have a txt file I don't remember making open on my desktop. All it says is "what it's like to be a bat"
Worst case: you're extra horny, have no control of your mouth or actions, and maybe murder someone. Child's play.
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
I was grinding on my boss last night. So Monday will be fun. That's what's going on in my life right now.
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