omg omg i just fucked paul. i need to stop doing this kind of thing.
wait, who's paul?
exactly.
this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
I just scratched behind my ear and found icing. Fuck you.
I just found a babydoll head in my sink where we ripped it off and did shots out of it.
If this herpes test comes back negative I'm asking out the doctor.
Just met me in 10 years...this lady keeps an emergency wine cooler in her bag
#1 RULE OF DRINKING: DELETE YOUR EX'S NUMBER FROM YOUR PHONE
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
Is there a polite way to say "Sorry for your head injury but I still want to hook up"?
Like 50% of me thinks it'll be weird, 25% of me is curious & 25% of me is horny
And that is why I love you so much. You have the same cold black heart as me.
All I want is dick and wine.
Sitting in my junior high parking lot high on ambien talking to a stranger I met on tinder. What is life?
I really just gave up on masterbating because I'm too tired. I really am getting old.
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