You are possibly the most enthusiastic, likable bad influence I've ever met.
alone in the kitchen at 4 am eating a hotdog.
Found a phone last night. Hope "daddy" gets picture messages
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
I think I will be cutting those pills in half...Jesus just tried to sell me a toothbrush.
That's the point dumbass, I can't use my boss as a reference cause they'd have to fucking call him in prison.
Still losing my voice, so I am trying to get it back through drugs. Welcome to my Monday logic.
I would have been the big man on campus...just flop my wang out on the table and how them what they were gonna deal with if they dropped the soap
Send help, water and tortillas.
She said she was hoping I'd be hotter. I told her I didn't see anybody standing in line to titty fuck her either. She was a great kisser.
Got really high to see my fist college experience unfold. Too high to find my classroom but I found the McDonald's down the street
Sorry for trying to baptize you last night
You knew the entire thing in Latin I was so impressed
That's like a fucking falcon or some shit. I don't know birds but I know that is not a bird you fuck with.
He just texted me asking for his shirt back and I said I didn't have it and then I ran into him 5 minutes later while wearing the said shirt
Why would you trust me with ANYTHING!!!???
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