I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
There is a 15" subwoofer mounted inside our fridge. I've never been more proud of myself.
I've been very busy/drunk lately... Sorry.
You need to stop blackout tweeting at him to have sex with you on the roof of your dorm. He doesn't even have a twitter.
We could supplement the Tour with Edward Andre-hands. Because 40s are for the 99%.
I need you to know that everytime my toddler does the downward facing dog in the nude I think about the night you and your dude fell in love.
I just hooked up with a one legged Australian guy. Hooray diversity!
Hey, don't blame me for the shitty evening; I wasn't the one who promised hookers, Dos Equis and foster kittens. Keith was.
Kyle passed out in the tub after breaking a glass and shouting, "WHAT ASSHOLE GAVE ME A GLASS?" His girlfriend gave it to him...
I think it's time for tequila and I to go our separate ways
We made out in front of everyone INCLUDING his girlfriend. And no one saw. THAT DRUNK!
im mourning your vaginas lack of frictional upkeep
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