we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
watching a depressing episode of spongebob while high is the most depressing thing i have ever experienced
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
He just remixed a spongebob song with 2 chainz..... Clearly I love him
I apparantly wanted to name her baby garbage
I'm convinced that the Christmas lights in my room contributed to the great sex.
Im sorry i offered the man at mcdonalds your hand in marriage in exchange for some french fries
We exchanged snapchat usernames instead of numbers. Is that what America has come to?
There was a huge crash. I came out of my room to find you sprawled out at the bottom of the stairs in your bra and panties. You looked at me, yelled 'WHAT AM I DOING WITH MY LIFE' and then ran back into his room.
I love the fact that my Mom has been present at 90% of my drug deals.
I'm two shots in and wandering around Barnes and Noble with $58 in singles.
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
Just walked outside my house; realized I wasn't wearing any pants after about 3 minutes or so.
Drunk, high, hungover?
...I wish I had an excuse.
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
My toothbrush tastes like captain morgan
I'm jealous
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