Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
I'm going to kill the bastard that switches my hot hookups from the previous night with ugly chicks
he's sitting on top of the fridge in only a black speedo and wont get down
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
I just found a pubic hair on my dick that wasn't mine.
you cant keep talent like that locked up in a relationship
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
DO NOT EAT ONE OF DONOVANS WEED RICE CRISPIES. I REPEAT DO NOT EAT IF YOU VALUE YOUR EYE BALLS
Also I think he would slowly, painfully, die. You really can't live without a penis. You'd explode.
I like to play this game where I try to reach orgasm before my bathtub overflows....lost tonight.
NEW HOUSE RULE! If you make it in a chicks cleavage it's 3 cups and bra off.
BP at your house from now on.
she walked up to me at the bar, kissed me, andthen declared "I HAVEN'T SEEN YOU OR YOUR PENIS SINCE 2011."
I feel like a grown up and it scares me so I'm hiding out in the bathroom stall and messaging you
Just deepthroated a hot dog. Thinking of you
I don't mean to alarm you but are the strongest testicles in the family. I just learned I can lift 90 lb with my balls! Beat that.
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