The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
dude i need help, im throwing up blood.
no youre not, you just drank a pitcher of red koolaid trying to sober up.
oh, so thats why my junks red.
wow. cant help you there...
He gave his mom his old phone, and I am SO paranoid
Did you send adult things?
Um. Yes would be the understatement of the year
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
we fucked while he was on the clock. He didnt even take off his bullet proof vest. Dont tell me thats not bad ass.
I was woken up at 4am by a stranger shaking my foot who said I looked like I needed a cigarette.
Ya these assholes wanted to like sit around and eat cupcakes and watch the notebook. I was like fuck you, I want to go make some people uncomfortable in public.
If you haven't seen a huge black man in tiny red snowflake shorts that barely cover his dick, then you don't know what I'm going through.
I really want to throw this drink in your face but it was 6 dollars that shits expensive
I met her at the quidditch match. She was the snitch and I caught her. After at the bar she walked up grabbed my hand and said snitches have flesh memories.
I was woken up at 6 am by a second grader trying to give me a sweatshirt for a pillow
You don't know how skeptical I was about letting a guy with braces go down on me
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
I told you naked hot tub wrestling would turn bad now one of us has a gash on the head and another a black eye
Well it might’ve been because you asked to play What Makes You Beautiful at the club
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