we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
OMG MY MOM JUST ASKED IF I WAS GETTING PAP SMEAR TOMORROW VERY LOUDLY WHILE WE ARE STANDING IN A VERY PUBLIC LINE.
So I'm cool with the whole break up, but it sure is a shame we didn't get to use those handcuffs.
I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
Dear God. I kissed a man tonight who was born in 1936.
Did you bedazzle the elevator?
DUDE, DID YOU KNOW YOU CAN JUST RENT AN ELEPHANT???
Oh God.
you might as well be a hobo. you were covered in pee last night hanging out on the stairs drunk.
right. well we all have our lows.
to whom it may concern. if i am dead in colleens bed it is not her fault i slept in my scarf. my dads middle name is ronald.
Hate is such a strong word! I prefer to think that you strongly dislike me due to the honesty I show towards your routine shortcomings of success in life.
dude, you were feeling up her boob for 20 minutes in front of the guy she was hitting on because you and her had an argument over who had bigger boobs.
hey man, it was for science okay.
This hangover is so bad, we are pregaming Chinese food with pizza.
All I can think about are the cheese it's on my desk at work this morning. Like are those apologetic cheese it's or does he seriously think he still has a shot..
I said no to friends with benefits because it was too much commitment
I may or may not be drinking in a church parking lot.
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