Def gonna have stinky sex sometime soon. GOT TO! she has eligible friends for you, as well.
I didn't shave. On purpose
I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
my iphone just auto-corrected drink to drnknghhhg...
Well unless he sent his sperm via fedex, this baby isnt his
we need to start a braincell conservation fund for you, sort of like save the whales or something.
We should reintroduce naked Mondays
He ripped off his shirt and tried to give me CPR. That damn bong.
College freshman give noticeably better blowjobs by the 5th week of the semester.
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
At this point, just throw that mattresses away. Or bronze it and display it as a testament to your shame. either is good.
There it is. Caramel-coated dick. Someone is getting a yeast infection later.
We almost got stabbed in the nuts last night. Don't worry, we're alright.
She acted like falling "up" the stairs was a fucking physics phenomenon. I call that Tuesday nights.
Can u pick up some lemons on the way? I have Tequila and a sore throat..I need them for both
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