Um, I don't know who U MEANT to send that to, but yes I WAS going to fuck you. Instead you can go play Halo with ur friends.
Dont touch anything! You just got rid of your crabs!
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
a queef is a wish your heart makes.
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
Hardly remember what he looks like and the man has seen me passed out spread eagle. I begin this journey with such a disadvantage.
I'm gonna be a few minutes late, some asshole just fell off the ferry so we had to stop.
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
I just remember being happy that I got that toilet fixed so I had somewhere close to throw up
The sun and I are not on speaking terms this morning
she just nodded and said "yeah, I'd fuck him for a reese's peanut butter cup". it's so nice to know I'm not the biggest whore living here
He gets married Father's Day weekend and I just found out I'm pregnant. What do I do?
My night has consisted of googling cat penises and creating a Tinder profile.
Dude you where on that lil kids bike at 2 am ridin down the turning lane wearing only socks and a helmet singing born to be wild, no you weren't that fucked up
Just come here quick. I'm home in 3min. It will take you literally less than 5 to walk. Then 2 to undress, 16 to fuck, 2 to dress again and 5 to walk back..!!
exactly 16 eh??
Randomize
