Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
you never know, standards drop, they turn gay, shit happens.
Last night when I was hammered I set a reminder to tell you that your boobs are my favorite ones in the world, so this is me giving you that message.
She just messaged me 19 sad faces.
Obama is so hot when he ends wars.
Kinda sad when you get home on a Sunday morning and the paper guy HAND DELIVERS the newspaper to you...,
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
It's only slutty if you don't have his number. Unless there's a full moon. Then anything goes.
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
I'm at the nutcracker high as shit. It's so beautiful. I cried.
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
Ahh yes. I lost my pants and swimming suit and phone charger. And I've found out who has them all even while hungover. Successful day. Nice party too.
In what world does 'I'm awake' at 2:30 in the morning on a wednesday translate to 'let's fuck' in the span of one text? Where has the romance gone?
Well hell, he's gotta sleep in the bed he's made. Multiple times. For multiple girls I'm sure.
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