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(248): View more from Michigan

I want to snug with you.

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You want my snuggie?

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(973): View more from New Jersey

YEA!!! I'll throw you a non-baby shower.

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(401): View more from Rhode Island

she just made me lysol my hands in order to touch her tits.

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(559): View more from California

So I heard you only slept with me because you were drunk...is that true?

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That depends on who this is.

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(714): View more from California

You got kicked out of the strip club for spilling a tall boy on the stage and when the bouncers came to take you out you told them that they should probably go clean up your pee in the back corner cause they didn't seem to notice that

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(757): View more from Virginia

1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat

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(713): View more from Texas

We've been here 3 hours and the only 1 word answer she didn't give was the drink order. Don't think I'm getting laid tonight

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(561): View more from Florida

Congrats. You made me have an orgasm in Starbucks.

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(607): View more from New York

My mom said "I saw the signs you guys were high, so I made the spaghetti"....so ya, I'd say she definitely knew

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