I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
where am i from again
Get dressed up for her? please, I could shit my pants and she would still blow me
I wish the holidays was like a drive thru. Get in. Get your presents. Get out.
I thought about farting is his face when he was going down on me last nite.
I jerked him off and then punched him in the face for no reason. Typical evening drinking Sailor Jerry's.
they had to hand cuff you because you wouldn't stop trying to unzip the paramedic's pants...this is why i love you
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
Please. That's just a patriotism boner. I watched Michael phelps win another medal and had to change my underwear.
This morning I got out of bed 4 HOURS LATE, made eggs with a plastic beach shovel, and then ate them using pens like chopsticks in my bed with my turtle. Obviously, I am not in the mood to be proactive with my life today...
I made it crystal clear I'm only upset because he's not anywhere fit to be a father of my unborn zygote
I just accidentally deep throated a popsicle in front of my parents
Pretty sure this ice cream truck is following me.
I think I was judged by a squirrel this morning during the walk...
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
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