I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
A homeless guy asked you to feel your boobs, you accepted in exchange for his broom to go with your witch costume..... that's when I cut you off
then the nurse gave me a bag with my personal belongings: phone, wallet. jacket, keys and a BTB burrito
I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date.
You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds.
I've come to accept that no matter where I step in our apartment, your underwear will be there.
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
Well he has a girlfriend. So I told him that I wanted to have sex way more than I wanted to be a decent human being.
Dont tell her I prefer to have an aura of mystique surronding me and my penis.
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
I did a hand stand against the glass wall at Ziggy's with no panties on and got 3 phone numbers. Thank God I shaved this morning...
I should have made a run for it. Seriously who calls the cops on themselves and goes to jail. ...on a Monday.
Yeah, we agreed, but I feel like I need at least one more ride on the bonecoaster
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
Dude, exfoliate your balls. you'll thank me later.
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
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