I'm on that like soy sauce on rice
I just saw a commercial for "tickle me elmo hands" and I am almost 100 percent sure that at the end elmo said "yeaaaaa boooyyyyyy"
I went out in the middle of the night to smoke my weed.. Didn't realize my dad was sitting on the patio doing the exact same thing..
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
At some point last night Lemondrops turned into me doing shots of vodka and eating sugar packets at the bar.
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
And on the seventh day, God carefully sculpted your cock to fit perfectly into my masterpiece of a vagina. Then he rested. Look it up.
I think you're going to have to drive me to white haven. I don't know if my brain can handle having my mom drop me off at a strip club.
You told me if you could get your shoes on, you deserved a coke and rum. We never made it to the party.
Strike three, the fat brides maid they call shit puker also has herpes.
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
And I just want to be like your tongue is not a FUCKING sword
I just want the relationship Bob and Linda Belcher have- is that too much to ask?!
She was blacked out on the couch MASTURBATING and whispering to her boyfriend...who wasn't there. I yelled her name and she didn't even pause.
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