Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
just survived the first fart of the relationship.
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
I woke up to him eating me out, listening to classical music.
One of the bamboo sticks broke and impaled him. I think he's drunk enough that it shouldn't hurt until tomorrow.
thank you TLC waking up to a water birth on tv really put the cherry on top of my hangover...
Just come back with most of your limbs...and your dick. Please and thank you
Is it bad to get into the ocean at night? i always thought sharks hated the smell of vomit after drinking
I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
It doesn't matter how many beers you've had, it's unacceptable to piss in someone's helmet after a playoff win.
not now. havin a heart to heart with drunk fred flinstone
I don't want sex or anything I just really need someone to appreciate how shiny my hair is
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
holy f. i broke my toe giving him head. how does that even happen!?
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