# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
no its okay don't call 911, she's alive. just stopped by her house and banged on her door. she said she turned her phone off because she "had to be alone with her shame and embarassment". typical.
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
You would only drink if the space jam soundtrack was playing, you thought it was hilarious that before every shot you said "y'all ready for this".
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
Where are you? This girl fell on a baby. She is just gone. Please Hurry
I'm hurrying
Dude. She just shit herself.
Guess which frat house I just walked out of! And on a related note... guess who's uncircumsized
Post-sex nachos deserve a song.
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
The way I kissed her was actually pretty charming and then it devolved to car sex
I wish there was an emoji for sad lady boners
Just found out the last guy I hooked up with is being held in a federal prison under suspicion of stealing 175k.
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
No I'm not high but I did cry for over an hour tonight because I realized that they never made a sequel to "Under the Tuscan Sun" with Diane Lane.
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