I had a dream last night that we were eating cake at Mercy...hahaha. I'm furious I didn't see you.
Just figured out why my bed smells like weed: I just found a bowl in my pillow case?
I like one night stands...theyre like crushes for big kids
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
Is it too much to ask that he stop calling me 'titty fuck' in public?
Pretty certain he passed out for a while going down on me. Absolutely certain he passed out during the blow job.
She told me she was going to ride me so hard i would cum the ghosts of my ancestors...its gonna be a good time
She alternated between blowing me and feeding me bites of the sandwich she made for me.
At least you have booty calls.
True. I just waste them though. I feel like I need to be told "there are people in this world who would give anything for just one and you have two." You know in that same tone your parents told you about the starving people in china
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
FYI: telling a guy his dick is more impressive than you remembered it - they don't take it as a compliment.
And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
Dude, get out of Andrea's vagina and call me back
You ever just SEE a guy and know he's good at choking someone out?
It's 3 am.
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
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