Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
Pretty sure I only gave out my other # though. You know, 777 777-7777
Hahaha. So was it a Freudian slip, or wishful thinking? ;)
Could be either seeing as you're in my phone as "3rd bar" and I couldn't pick you outta a line up.
I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
you were trying to give my penis an indian burn.
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
totally watching dr. phil and getting eaten out right now. be jealous.
You were pissed we didn't change the movie to Eurotrip so you kept singing "Scotty Doesn't Know" over and over until you passed out.
In an m&m suit playing manhunt drunk. And you thought you werent guna have a good time
he ate me out on his front porch at dawn. i orgasmed when the sun began to rise. most romantic morning booty call ever.
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
we shared soup. that is literally the extent of my romantic life right now
Omg do you remember last night you kept pointing to your vag asking who wants to play this like a fiddle hahaha
He asked her to marry him and she said yes. There is NO WAY she knows about his penchant for wearing lingerie.
I Have a huge scrape on my knee and I need a better excuse than dry humping on a park bench...
I think the blind guy i flirt with on a regular basis is starting to realize he's old enough to be my father. I can't tell if he's into it or not.
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