there is a polo shirt epidemic at this bar. also, im pretty sure i just saw the grown-up coppertone baby
so after he got his stomach pumped, he asked for a smoking room.
I have taken lazynest to a new level. I took a picture of the notes on the board instead of writing them. I win.
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
I have just two goals for this NYE. 1) get so drunk that every guy looks like Clive Owen 2) make out with as many Clive's as possible.
siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
Come to wine Wednesday bro. We have a fog machine
Halloween is the only night where I would ever end up getting a guy's makeup all over my face
I just want to eat and sleep til I'm dead. I should've been born a cat.
Nevermind, there are three drinks waiting at the bar for me. I cannot disappoint this alcohol.
In honor of Super Tuesday, we should have the sex tonight.
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
Tonight is an "I'm lonely and single so I'm going to curl up in a warm, melatonin and vodka enriched ball in the corner of my bed with a cat." kind of night.
I just found a baklava I forgot I got last night so we can call it a day
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