So drunk its hurt
After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
I feel violated. a guy just did an ultrasound on my balls. He made eye contact..
He told me I couldn't drink an unopened bottle of water he had in his room because that was his emergency bong water
Your scrotum should have touched every square inch of that place by now. Start with the water fountain.
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
Drunk walkin through police station. America
All the alcohol I spilled on myself must have acted as a disinfectant or something. I haven't showered in three days and I still don't have a staph infection from sleeping on the lawn with you.
Wouldn't it be fantastic if the corporate world cared less about about our GPA and focused more on our mastery of social drunkenness?
I would come over if there was not the impending fear of me shitting out my brains.
All I know is that every time I looked at my glass it was full again and I thought it would be rude not to drink it
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
Well I have rug burns in both armpits, somehow. So yes you should have been here
For the record, rock bottom is where you start crying during porn because your ex used to slap your ass like that.. Continue on with your day now.
Dude come over...were drunk and I'm holding a T-shirt gun and discovered beer cans are the same size as rolled shirts.
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