we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
I literally made his dick bleed. How the fuck do you think it went?
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
ever have one of those nights where you feel like you should leave the house with your insurance card? that is tonight, my friend.
You were sitting in the tub, clothed, squirting my KY all over yourself. You said "it's warm." then passed out.
OMG IM A TIGER AND I LOVE ROARING
her 18 year old son fed me pieces of a french roll like a pigeon, as I lay on the floor of the bathroom crying.
And that was the night we had mind-blowing sex with the score from Raiders of the Lost Ark blaring on vinyl in the background...
You held an empty wine bottle to your head and declared yourself the "wine unicorn." For the rest of the night you galloped everywhere and whenever anyone refused to be a wine unicorn with you, you tried to spear them with the bottle.
I woke up on the floor with 2 cartons of cigarettes, a box of chocolate bars, and a business card for a man named Larry. Don't remember him, but if the Rols on his card is his, I might throw him a mouth party...
being broke is really keeping my alcoholism in check
I'm not saying I'm planning to hook up tomorrow but I'm also not saying I'm unprepared for it
Woke up went to work ate beef after three year hiatus shat my pants went to bed
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