that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
i think i have two assholes
FYI: Do not ever call any girl a thundercunt as a form of dirty talk.
Just looked at my outgoing calls. Seems I had a 7 minute convo with my 10th grade english teacher at 2:56 am Saturday...
Did I ever tell u about how my buddy fucked peter coors's daughter and made a tshirt that said I TAPPED THE ROCKIES with her picture on it?
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
Well at least he is okay. If you call the fetal position in my living room floor "okay"...
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
Yea he doesn't really know about any of this yet but my game plan is to keep wowing him with my vagina and cooking skills. It's up too future me to handle the rest.
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
the most romantic thing he could do for me right now would be to throw himself into traffic
I may have to marry her. She is smarter than me and has a six figure job and doesn't want to have kids. All I have to be is a trophy husband.
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
How did i get home and why am i wearing someone elses shorts?
1. Not sure how 2. You showed up naked, we had to dress you.
I would give away three of my own ribs to be able to eat myself out.
...ew
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