the only reason i invite her is so when the guys start to hit on her i know it's time to take their keys
you can feel better about your life now. i slept with a guy who has gold teeth
it's my sixth sense. If there's an orgy within 20 miles of me i'll know about if. Or be a part of it.
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
all I wanna do is swim in an Olympic sized pool of Gatorade and tylenol.
Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
She was lying on the table chugging back something when the table broke
She kept going
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
Hey, you remember years ago when you told me you would give me a kidney?
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
Yeah, nothing like barfing into a grocery bag you just put dog shit into.
Today, my weed came in a pokéball. I officially love my dealer.
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
THE SUN DOESNT SET TIL 647 YAAAAASSSSSSSSSS. Goodbye seasonal depression hello regular depression
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