she calls it her "sourpuss" because everyone makes that face when they see it.
the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
defrosting a beer in the microwave. no sparks so far.
Thanks for telling my landlord that the poop stain was yours and not my secret dog.
Apparently she buried shit in the snow back in January and now that it's melted I found a flip flop, 4 spoons, a bottle of smirnoff, and 14 different candy bars
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
Johns diaper came in the mail. He's freaking out thinking there's some conspiracy going on since he sharted on the drive home from st. Louis
What's a good pandora station to masturbate to?
The bartender seems to not like the DD's anymore. I'm sad
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
Me too...I'm driving to work trying to figure out if I put my pants on the right way.
Fuck my life he IS a stripper, Ive been sleeping with a stripper named Phoenix. damnit, I knew the sex was too good
Hey, I'm sleeping in your car...lol just knock on the window in the morning
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