Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
We just used hot candle wax from our joint lighting candle to make a bunch of new small ones how stoned are we
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
By the way, she says hi. At least I think she did since she licked my phone
You yelled "GET TO DA CHOPPA" and burst through her screen door and disappeared into the night. With the goose.
Dong worry about me. I just cashed bottle of wine when I found out he was in town, I'm being dramatic. I'll text you tomorrow when I'm sober and my face stops bleeding
4 girls bringing me taco bell. this is what dreams are made of.
Be careful. Don't drive if your body turns into a caterpillar again.
She's doing hand stands on the train as I type. Idk if I'm impressed it embarrassed. Or turned on.
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
Hooked up with a guy resembling a bearded Cher. I need the lenses on my beer goggles fixed. Pronto.
Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
You went to pound town last night and chow town this morning. Boy you need a passport.
Dude you were so wasted you thought a fake electric candle was real and tried to light your cig with it. Multiple times.
My boss and I ended up at the same strip club. We both got lap dances while talking about work.
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