You know you want to come over later
1:27a: Um no
1:45a: Maybe
2:05a: Probably
2:38a: I'm outside, let me in
P.S. theres no milk for breakfast, but theres plenty of beer or red wine. you decide.
I said i love rain, just to change the subject, and he said 'id like to do it in the rain'. Dear lord. He doesnt stop
so he woke up after being passed out and yelled that he had brought back moon rocks for everybody...
He ended up walking out of his bedroom and told me to look at the nonexistent fire he was holding in his hand. Im upset I didn't take those shrooms.
He's hungover and at the neighbour's garage sale negotiating a price for a tuba.
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
Was booty called last night and I was so blacked out that my roomie made me puke before going to "eye of the tiger." Why I'm still single is beyond me
Well once I told her I had a girlfriend she actually got more aggressive. Then Danielle called me and she saw the pic of the two of us on my phone and immediately said "can my caller I'd pic be me sitting on your face" wtf?
No piss test, hell yeah
FALSE ALARM. PISS TEST. I NEED YOUR PISS.
if i get arrested im counting on you to get a picture of it
Well, I guess my plans of staying around the apartment and drinking my weight in boxed wine are ruined. I have a date tonight.
You know that gay bartender? Not as gay as we thought.....
Ever had one of those went so hard last night you woke up at the foot of the bed naked wondering where your phone ended up?
I know! It's like he knows when my vagina wants to misbehave!
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