Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
so he stopped for a second, looked up at me and said in a really creepy voice, "I can has cheeseburger?" and then went back to eating me out.
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
It just hit me that i made out with someone's mom last night
So the chick throws up over the rail from the 15th floor at the sky bar and I knew I would take her back to my hotel.
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
Eating a grilled cheese at a strip club... good idea??
It was just...long. I started around 2. And I think i went to bed around 2. So 12 straight hours? I remember a milkshake and frozen grapes.
Lets just say...I plan on being a bigger shitshow than Miley Cyrus at the VMA'S
Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
The fact that it was "anything but a cup" now explains the cowboy boots and fishbowl aftermath at the apartment.
I am drinking fireball and apple juice out of a sippy cup like a fucking toddler.
She's not allowed to do acid anymore... she started crying because she thought she was an eagle.
I hooked up with a sophomore, passed out at midnight, and apparently drunkenly peed on Nicole's wedding invitation
There's a Russian superstition that you'll spend your year the way you celebrate New Year's, so I'm honestly not that surprised you're drunk.
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