I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
I thought the fact that I took home a 42 year old with 3 kids would excuse my tardiness this morning because my boss is also 42 and has 3 kids. Boy was I wrong.
I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
My new apartment is within walking distance of both the liquor store and the chinese buffet. This is either going to be my worst life choice ever or my best.
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
Tonight will be judged a success if I walk out without having thrown up on my shirt.
I feel like I wont be making enough money to support my frivilous lifestyle of beer and mcdonalds
That ACT prep teacher knew i was hung. I could see it in her eyes.
Zak is like the Picasso of masterbatory texts
You were talking to yourself and eating cold cuts in the kitchen when I found you
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
Just took an Adderall with Pedialyte so I think that's a valid answer to "how are you doing"
Just cuz I'm recovering alcoholic does NOT make me the taxi for you every weekend
you started putting peanut butter on your pubes.
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