69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
You know how i spent all of black friday on the plane? Well guess who's getting a x-mas gift from skymall?!!??
I'm on strict orders from her to keep sleeping with you until you give her a job next summer.
He just called me juicy booty via text message.
If it snows I'm just gonna sit at my house in my costume and drink beer by myself all night.
Dude, that was like bongs ago.
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
fond memories of taking my pregnancy test here in this Burger King
Running my fingers through my hair is like that scene from Patch Adams where the girl goes swimming in a pool of spaghetti. I love molly.
Is 36 too old to fuck a college student? THIS IS BOTH IMPORTANT AND TIME SENSITIVE
I'm not even the least bit surprised that I whored myself out for tiramisu
She's walking down the sidewalk with a notebook, a pencil, and a box of cheez its while yelling profanities at small animals.... I'm going 2 ask her where she was before this.
No I didn't say it was safe, I said it was legal. I didn't say anything about it being safe. It's not my fault if you weren't listening properly.
I don't even remember what dignity looks like anymore. I JUST WANTED TO ROAST SOME POTATOES
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